You Are Austin
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This is from one of my first posts back in August 2006.

Here are some rules:

Do not read this if you

• 
  are extremely pious
• 
  close your eyes and see God
• 
  are Mickey Mouse
• 
  are Santa Claus
• 
  are underage

Because I'm such an attention whore:


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Someone tried to punk me today. This someone: a company yclept CenturioNet.
They wanted 94,60 € for a service I have never engaged. Wonderful, no?

The truth of it is, that I downloaded a software from useNeXT.de back in February 2006. The software didn’t work. It was (thank goodness) being blocked by my firewall. I looked for some ( Read more... )

For centuries folks have been speculating about that mysterious, beautiful smile.
What do I have to say to the Mona Lisa, someone asked me once.
I told him, that a) I did not consider the Mona Lisa beautifully, and b) there is nothing mysterious about that smile.
The man looked at me as if I had just slapped him across the face.
I tried to explain ( Read more... )

I just watched the new Peter Pan movie, and realized yet again, how insane he actually is.

The poor boy desperately needs a therapy. Nothing but a boy, yet constantly trying to kill his “enemies.” He says he does not want to grow up, but he is an adult male psychopathic homicide trapped in a boy’s body.

Some people say they would like to go to ( Read more... )

We all know that pretty blond girls with a lovely figure are stupid. They are blond! They can be nothing but. They use their clothes to signal their disposition, and since they mostly wear skirts, they are signaling to every man in their environment, that they are willing. And we all know that in this case, any man is welcome to touch and flirt at ( Read more... )

Poll the infamous five minutes of boredom

SHREK vs. ASOIAF

starring Shrek
as
Sandor Clegane
starring Princess Fiona
as
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It is interesting how the U. S. government is so worried about people taking liquid in any form onto airplanes. What are they fretting about??? An explosion resulting in the deaths of hundreds of people?

That is so damn lame, people… If you want to fret about dangerous liquids, go out into the next corn-field, and breath in the various pesticides, ( Read more... )